big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

shutupaubrey:

i’d rather be a skittle than a human

iphoneicarly:

only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

ama-me-fideliter:

fatwink:

alternateperfection:

fatwink:

“i know right?” is one of the most satisfying things to hear

I know right ?

Oh my God

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

meanplastic:

i want a relationship like this

pharrwell:

*points gun at your head* whats the real reason you unfollowed me

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious